How bad is it, doc?
Yesterday I went to the doctor to have my third eye removed. Apparantly it was just a large floating lump of fat. My mom was thrilled when he gave it to us in a jar.
Yes it's in our house in a jar.
Overall the entire operation was very anticlimatic. The numbing stuff with the giant needles was the worst. As you can see I barely have a scar to show off. The doc did his work too well.
I gotta tell ya though. Feeling him slice open my skin and remove is in my top five weird experiences. I really wish I brought my camera for the operation. He wouldn't have cared.
